“It is said to be penile, which can only mean that there are
some odd-shaped penises out there”
As an extensibility covered topic already, in variety of
different media, from the news, blogs, the radio, talk shows, documentaries, public
enquires, field trips, reports, general gossip, post cards, instagram,
facebook, newspapers, journals, talks, lectures, whispers, poster campaigns,
adverts, websites, hate campaigns, support campaigns, books, letters, walking
tours, and bus tours, general fan fare and telepathy, the story of the Shard is
enough covered that it need not have another joe blogger writing about it, but
tuff, today I’m joe, and here it is.
To hate this building, you’ll need to shout a good
resounding ‘Fuck off’, clear cut, decisive, and with resolute confidence to
rumble the foundations (pun entirely intended) of this spiky spike. A polite
‘go away’ will merely dissipate onto deaf ears, and your irritations of this supposed
penile giant will be forever forgotten. Even a disparaging article in the
telegraph illustrating a consortium of well scribed gripes with the site is splintered
by a mid article graphic showing their very own online poll suggesting their readers
are in overall support of the shardy tall glass thing. Reality is, it’s a new London
love affair, and theres no way of fighting it.
The biggest crime however is that this thing not only can be
seen for miles, but most ghastly of all, say the English Heritage, is that it
can even be seen from Hampstead Heath, god forbid. Our friends from English
Heritage up hold the already widely held idea that they’re stuffy grey humpty nostalgic
mufflers that seem to constantly act ruffled at the very sight of anything with
an air of 21st century. The world of English heritage is a world
stuck 200 years ago. I do love a bit of nostalgia, but even better, is nostalgia
riddled with a splattering of city fresh, something that chimes a brilliance of
anything but the then.
With a healthy supply of bodies and comities keeping us in
check, from the now unfortunately defunct CABE to national lobbyists, there’s a
tiring incapacity for the policy makers to actually make any policy. Tea on
they other hand they can make…Tea yes, policy no. Policy for the daring new is just
a little beyond the tips of their fingers, beyond their whispers, instead it’s
an open invitation for master Barrat to lay siege to the lovely and we’re left
in a sort of modern day limbo, a step down from the stunning classical, three steps
away from the elegant modern, and about twelve step down into architectural
bollocks where Lewisham looks unpacked from an IKEA flat pack.
Whilst the Shard can arguably splinter a community of
onlookers, from the haters and the admirers, to the political supporters, and
the conservative poopers who wince over the numerous scout huts it could have
easily have financed, it does stand as a glimmer of something brave. And that…that
I like. But what of the folk that utter a consistent muttering of discontent,
of those that put up with the constant hoo hah of gasps and gauping mouths, of
silly plebs pointing in awe, and stuffy nosed pricks regurgitating endless anecdotes
of it’s unfounded awesomeness, of it’s big leap forward to burst open the skies
of the greater city of London, what of those that aren’t from the 18th
century, that still despise the white glassed frontier into the south.
There is no doubt that the sheer scale of the build undermines
the cosmopolitan feel of this ancient city. The city skyline has lived with a
certain rhythm that has been delicately chaperoned over the years. It’s been
nurtured, moulded, burnt to a crisp, and bounded back with a character that no
other city has. It screams a certain prowess that is accentuated by its
quiet obedience. It hums along to the day to day activities of its inhabitancy,
and delivers secrets from one street to the next, it waits patiently for it’s
next visitor….it is utterly diverse, and in being so, utterly London.
On the other hand, The Shard shouts…and this seems to be
brilliantly un-London, but maybe, just maybe, we're in need of a good old shout.
This i fear, could go on for a while, so for snippets by people that know how to write, and are
better informed than the whittled together shambles that is above, try the
below.
Oh, and the top quote was from the Guardian too.
so you don't like it then !
ReplyDelete